@awryone on Twitter Favstar More Josh DonoghueawryonetumbldTumblr (3.0; @awryone)http://awryone.com/This is my horse. There are many like it, but this one is mine.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zetmtXkw1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my horse.</p> <p>There are many like it, but this one is mine.</p>http://awryone.com/post/1038333700http://awryone.com/post/1038333700Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:12:58 -0400IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TURN OFF MY SPRINKLER I WILL BOWL...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vh2aBvKF1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TURN OFF MY SPRINKLER I WILL BOWL YOUR SEVERED HEAD INTO A PILE OF DOG DICKS.</p>http://awryone.com/post/837554844http://awryone.com/post/837554844Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:03:46 -0400No beach today … no problem. I’ll build castles...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5cikkcj4O1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No beach today … no problem. I’ll build castles right here … but not with sand! You hear me? I won’t be using sand. Get it? Jesus, you guys suck. I’ll build the castles with poop, you idiots.</p>http://awryone.com/post/793841145http://awryone.com/post/793841145Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:21:01 -0400Hydration will help me outlast all these pussies. WHO’S...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51ds2KSOG1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hydration will help me outlast all these pussies. WHO’S GOT MORE X?!?</p>http://awryone.com/post/769273610http://awryone.com/post/769273610Sun, 04 Jul 2010 10:04:39 -0400I just need a few dollars for bus fare home. I AM NOT AN ADDICT.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qbd0WitU1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I just need a few dollars for bus fare home. I AM NOT AN ADDICT.</p>http://awryone.com/post/745801725http://awryone.com/post/745801725Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:38:07 -0400NO REHAB WILL EVER HOLD ME! LILO’S A FUCKING PUSSY!...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3wreosL6L1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NO REHAB WILL EVER HOLD ME! LILO’S A FUCKING PUSSY! WHERE’S MY WEED?!?</p>http://awryone.com/post/690730013http://awryone.com/post/690730013Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:37:29 -0400The decision to enter rehab is mine and I’d appreciate...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3wqnrLLtG1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The decision to enter rehab is mine and I’d appreciate some privacy in this very personal time. No more paparazzi, please.</p>http://awryone.com/post/690688762http://awryone.com/post/690688762Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:21:19 -0400JESUS CHRIST DAD YOU CAN’T JUST POOP IN THE POOL!<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2vyrxjtih1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>JESUS CHRIST DAD YOU CAN’T JUST POOP IN THE POOL!</p>http://awryone.com/post/625671178http://awryone.com/post/625671178Sun, 23 May 2010 14:45:24 -0400Please can I go, dad? He’s 19 and has a motorcycle!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2rua6zmOS1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Please can I go, dad? He’s 19 and has a motorcycle!</p>http://awryone.com/post/619150456http://awryone.com/post/619150456Fri, 21 May 2010 09:16:45 -0400iamnotdiddy™: 5 Questions: @awryone<a href="http://iamnotdiddy.tumblr.com/post/607209433/5-questions-awryone">iamnotdiddy™: 5 Questions: @awryone</a>: <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span>In this segment of “5 Questions”, we talk with <a href="http://twitter.com/awryone">@awryone</a>, an ex-grifter and Twitter funny man, about zombies, life, and blowjobs:</span></p> <p><strong>Not Diddy</strong>: When the impending Zombie Apocalypse comes (and we both know it will), what will be your weapon of choice?</p> <p><strong>Josh:</strong><span> <span>My weapon of choice will be…</span></span></p> </blockquote>http://awryone.com/post/607221337http://awryone.com/post/607221337Mon, 17 May 2010 12:03:18 -0400Dad? I’ve been dressing as a boy for months and I’m...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l23sqbn6Bx1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dad? I’ve been dressing as a boy for months and I’m considering the surgery.</p>http://awryone.com/post/581321893http://awryone.com/post/581321893Sat, 08 May 2010 09:42:01 -0400Huffing finger paint wears us down.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1un8wQoqM1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Huffing finger paint wears us down.</p>http://awryone.com/post/568352839http://awryone.com/post/568352839Mon, 03 May 2010 11:05:16 -0400HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM TRIPPIN’ BALLS<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l14lcuCxTQ1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM TRIPPIN’ BALLS</p>http://awryone.com/post/533236824http://awryone.com/post/533236824Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:26:54 -0400C’mon dad! It’s a chocolate bar! Lighten up!!<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0zf829Qtn1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>C’mon dad! It’s a chocolate bar! Lighten up!!</p>http://awryone.com/post/526266947http://awryone.com/post/526266947Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:25:47 -0400Let me get this straight … I survive a year with you...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0rn8iJQmU1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let me get this straight … I survive a year with you idiots and I only get ONE piece of cake?!?</p>http://awryone.com/post/515705177http://awryone.com/post/515705177Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:37:49 -0400Come closer, dad. So I can tell you how much jean outfits SUCK...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l05yk19kMo1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come closer, dad. So I can tell you how much jean outfits SUCK while stabbing you with my pencil!</p>http://awryone.com/post/487335882http://awryone.com/post/487335882Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:35:16 -0400HEY MOM! Dad got poop on his hands again! Idiot!!!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzsorgKGm61qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HEY MOM! Dad got poop on his hands again! Idiot!!!</p>http://awryone.com/post/470472358http://awryone.com/post/470472358Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:34:49 -0400Oops! Almost threw the good baby out with the pile of expired...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8nhuhRGB1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oops! Almost threw the good baby out with the pile of expired babies!</p>http://awryone.com/post/446056432http://awryone.com/post/446056432Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:56:10 -0500Twitter: The Criterion Collection The truth must be known and...<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mOQEUXtaIc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mOQEUXtaIc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://vimeo.com/9917412">Twitter: The Criterion Collection</a></b></p> <p><b>The truth must be known and the truth is that my ass will not be silenced!</b></p> <p><b>Uncensored video of me performing a <a href="http://twitter.com/smartasshat">@smartasshat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/smartasshat/status/834155684">tweet</a>.</b></p>http://awryone.com/post/428368285http://awryone.com/post/428368285Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500This is the video I made for Bailey. I am posting it in its...<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/34Lrfyrg52k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/34Lrfyrg52k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is the video I made for Bailey. I am posting it in its entirety because my daughter is in a cage.</p> <p>I can only assume that the video quality is so bad because it was made on my work computer which is not my fancy mac.</p>http://awryone.com/post/426280893http://awryone.com/post/426280893Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:27:18 -0500