@awryone on Twitter Favstar More Josh Donoghue Monkey Inquisition PodcastTumblr (3.0; @awryone)http://awryone.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mOQEUXtaIc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mOQEUXtaIc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://vimeo.com/9917412">Twitter: The Criterion Collection</a></b></p> <p><b>The truth must be known and the truth is that my ass will not be silenced!</b></p> <p><b>Uncensored video of me performing a <a href="http://twitter.com/smartasshat">@smartasshat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/smartasshat/status/834155684">tweet</a>.</b></p>http://awryone.com/post/428368285http://awryone.com/post/428368285Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/34Lrfyrg52k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/34Lrfyrg52k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is the video I made for Bailey. I am posting it in its entirety because my daughter is in a cage.</p> <p>I can only assume that the video quality is so bad because it was made on my work computer which is not my fancy mac.</p>http://awryone.com/post/426280893http://awryone.com/post/426280893Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:27:18 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyih59gccq1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amazon is now selling the most darling babies!</p>http://awryone.com/post/415684051http://awryone.com/post/415684051Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:41:25 -0500<p>When I joined Twitter on March 30th, 2007, I had a handful of followers (all of whom were friends, who had been on Twitter longer than that, who followed me back).</p> <p>I remember my doubting wife saying, “If that stupid site ever goes anywhere and you end up with a bunch of followers - <b>I’ll blow you</b>.”</p> <p>I then inquired “how many is a <i>bunch</i>?”</p> <p>She replied sarcastically, “4000.”</p> <p>4000, people.</p> <p>4000.</p>http://awryone.com/post/395052792http://awryone.com/post/395052792Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:51:33 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9498798&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9498798&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /></object><br/><br/><p>My daughter and I making productive use of a snow day.</p>http://awryone.com/post/393041036http://awryone.com/post/393041036Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:17:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwbkz14uOn1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, no … don’t worry about me, I can wait. You go ahead and eat, fatty.</p>http://awryone.com/post/336731098http://awryone.com/post/336731098Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:13:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxzf5YtL01qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tell me again about the time you were arrested for selling PCP to a baby? Please, dad?!?</p>http://awryone.com/post/323692671http://awryone.com/post/323692671Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:59:21 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv83fb9zRh1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE MAKING ME WEAR THIS THING, ASSDAD.</p>http://awryone.com/post/300218574http://awryone.com/post/300218574Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:28:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv807cMtdJ1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PLEASE USE THE DELICATES CYCLE.</p>http://awryone.com/post/300154396http://awryone.com/post/300154396Fri, 25 Dec 2009 13:18:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4rorXVkX1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mmm. Rat pizza.</p>http://awryone.com/post/297553565http://awryone.com/post/297553565Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:21:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuyci87Pyt1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SNOW PORN: 18” and it’s still coming.</p>http://awryone.com/post/291714812http://awryone.com/post/291714812Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:08:26 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutq0zjKkl1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ll be good. I promise. Right after I finish pooping my Christmas dress.</p>http://awryone.com/post/288183709http://awryone.com/post/288183709Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:12:28 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukes7migp1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t call ME a dirty hippie, dad … THEY’RE YOUR DRUMS, SACKFACE.</p>http://awryone.com/post/280884093http://awryone.com/post/280884093Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:31:10 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui5h0ApGN1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MOM! DAD’S BREATH SMELLS LIKE BALLS! I THINK HE’S GAY AGAIN!</p>http://awryone.com/post/279224019http://awryone.com/post/279224019Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:15:00 -0500<p><a href="http://funsizebytes.com/post/276455401/aimees-formspring-batch-20">funsizebytes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone asked Aimee</p> <p><a href="http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/275128070/formspring-batch-20">aimee-b-loved</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>WHY DON’T YOU AND TJ JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY!!!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>It’s just so adorable when you realize that some people still have no idea what I look like. But thanks, I’m flattered.</p> </blockquote> <p>Self-effacing? You are a gorgeous man, TJ. Deal with your burden.</p>http://awryone.com/post/276457250http://awryone.com/post/276457250Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:09:52 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p0UXBOIyxO4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p0UXBOIyxO4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/276312991/marshall-crenshaw-someday-someway-1982">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UXBOIyxO4"><b>Marshall Crenshaw - “Someday, Someway”</b></a> (1982, Live)</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog with fact: Marshall Crenshaw is my old friend <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com">Jonathan Coulton</a>’s cousin.</p>http://awryone.com/post/276320180http://awryone.com/post/276320180Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:41:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucn0yvMwg1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I smell a patent opportunity!</p>http://awryone.com/post/274981641http://awryone.com/post/274981641Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:48:34 -0500<p><a><a href="http://www.formspring.me/awryone">http://www.formspring.me/awryone</a></a></p> <p>I will answer your questions in an insincere fashion.</p>http://awryone.com/post/274800137http://awryone.com/post/274800137Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:23:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuau1yYXO41qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jonathan Coulton and me at our reunion.</p> <p>I totally cock blocked him with this girl.</p>http://awryone.com/post/273543906http://awryone.com/post/273543906Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:25:07 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5f2ypOIJ1qzphrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our holiday card this year, featuring Cameron Christ.</p> <p>The inscription says, “Go … and sin no more, you assholes.”</p>http://awryone.com/post/269475382http://awryone.com/post/269475382Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:13:46 -0500