ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
I DRESS UP LIKE A FUCKING CHEERLEADER AND YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS TO WEAR THE BRATZ COSTUME?
I’ll be in in a sec … gotta show dad his intensive potty training has been paying off. Asshole.
LET THE GAY BABY OLYMPICS BEGIN!
Sometimes, when the light is just right, I can see why mom cheats on you.
This is my horse.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TURN OFF MY SPRINKLER I WILL BOWL YOUR SEVERED HEAD INTO A PILE OF DOG DICKS.
No beach today … no problem. I’ll build castles right here … but not with sand! You hear me? I won’t be using sand. Get it? Jesus, you guys suck. I’ll build the castles with poop, you idiots.
Hydration will help me outlast all these pussies. WHO’S GOT MORE X?!?
I just need a few dollars for bus fare home. I AM NOT AN ADDICT.
