SNOW PORN: 18” and it’s still coming.

I’ll be good. I promise. Right after I finish pooping my Christmas dress.

Don’t call ME a dirty hippie, dad … THEY’RE YOUR DRUMS, SACKFACE.

MOM! DAD’S BREATH SMELLS LIKE BALLS! I THINK HE’S GAY AGAIN!

funsizebytes:

Someone asked Aimee

aimee-b-loved:

WHY DON’T YOU AND TJ JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY!!!

It’s just so adorable when you realize that some people still have no idea what I look like. But thanks, I’m flattered.

Self-effacing? You are a gorgeous man, TJ. Deal with your burden.

merlin:

Marshall Crenshaw - “Someday, Someway” (1982, Live)

Reblog with fact: Marshall Crenshaw is my old friend Jonathan Coulton’s cousin.

I smell a patent opportunity!

http://www.formspring.me/awryone

I will answer your questions in an insincere fashion.

Jonathan Coulton and me at our reunion.

I totally cock blocked him with this girl.

Our holiday card this year, featuring Cameron Christ.

The inscription says, “Go … and sin no more, you assholes.”