Dad? I’ve been dressing as a boy for months and I’m considering the surgery.

Dad? I’ve been dressing as a boy for months and I’m considering the surgery.

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Huffing finger paint wears us down.

Huffing finger paint wears us down.

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM TRIPPIN’ BALLS

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM TRIPPIN’ BALLS

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C’mon dad!
It’s a chocolate bar!
Lighten up!!

C’mon dad! It’s a chocolate bar! Lighten up!!

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Let me get this straight … I survive a year with you idiots and I only get ONE piece of cake?!?

Let me get this straight … I survive a year with you idiots and I only get ONE piece of cake?!?

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Come closer, dad. So I can tell you how much jean outfits SUCK while stabbing you with my pencil!

Come closer, dad. So I can tell you how much jean outfits SUCK while stabbing you with my pencil!

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HEY MOM!
Dad got poop on his hands again! Idiot!!!

HEY MOM! Dad got poop on his hands again! Idiot!!!

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Oops! Almost threw the good baby out with the pile of expired babies!

Oops! Almost threw the good baby out with the pile of expired babies!

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Twitter: The Criterion Collection

The truth must be known and the truth is that my ass will not be silenced!

Uncensored video of me performing a @smartasshat tweet.

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This is the video I made for Bailey. I am posting it in its entirety because my daughter is in a cage.

I can only assume that the video quality is so bad because it was made on my work computer which is not my fancy mac.

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