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Feb 16

Dad said I could poop outside as long as no one noticed.

Dad said I could poop outside as long as no one noticed.

Feb 15

Lollipop for poopin’ in a toilet?
What do I get for poopin’ in the dishwasher?

Lollipop for poopin’ in a toilet? What do I get for poopin’ in the dishwasher?

Jan 20

READ FROM BOTTOM UP.
Matt is a genius.

READ FROM BOTTOM UP.

Matt is a genius.

Jan 08

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Dec 23

WHERE THE FUCK IS SANTA?

WHERE THE FUCK IS SANTA?

Nov 09

[video]

Oct 31

Dad! My teeth came in!

Dad! My teeth came in!

Oct 17

Straight up pumpkin pimpin’

Straight up pumpkin pimpin’

Oct 05

Daddy, please? This year for Halloween all the cool kids are homeless houses.

Daddy, please? This year for Halloween all the cool kids are homeless houses.

Sep 30

debshock-deactivated20110123-de asked: Thank you for the follow. I have always been curious. Is it "a wry one" or "awry one"?
P.S. The thank you was like TIMES A MILLION.
-deb

My pleasure!

More often than not, it is awry one. Occasionally, I get lucky, and it becomes a wry one.