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Amazon is now selling the most darling babies!
When I joined Twitter on March 30th, 2007, I had a handful of followers (all of whom were friends, who had been on Twitter longer than that, who followed me back).
I remember my doubting wife saying, “If that stupid site ever goes anywhere and you end up with a bunch of followers - I’ll blow you.”
I then inquired “how many is a bunch?”
She replied sarcastically, “4000.”
4000, people.
4000.
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No, no … don’t worry about me, I can wait. You go ahead and eat, fatty.
Tell me again about the time you were arrested for selling PCP to a baby? Please, dad?!?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE MAKING ME WEAR THIS THING, ASSDAD.
PLEASE USE THE DELICATES CYCLE.
Mmm. Rat pizza.